I started running, running away trying to flee the scene.
I heard the alarms blaring even from inside. I barely slid out of the door before the steel door closed under me. I dashed for the door but an alarm started blaring and steel barriers went down over the windows. "You fucking cracker-jacks! You're Tik-Tokers trying to invade Reddit!" I screamed. Although they were big, (not as big as my magnum mega-cock, you know like the size of Danny Devito's?) they still cried when I kicked their nuts. "You're not wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Fortnite bad TikTok cringe Minecraft & Reddit good." I said. I said "That's a bit SUSSY!" (Like how the guy said it in the "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US" rant. Two buff men with pecs almost as big as hers and clothes so tight you could see their 12-pack abs through the shirt tackled me. You remember that, right? She screamed "SECURITY!" She had a face more horrified than anyone in the room, like before when everyone looked at me last week like I murdered Bosnian children. You know the one? It goes ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding! BM BM! You know the one!īut, before I could finish it, I noticed her boobs were big! I took my finger and poked her titty that was almost bursting out of her shirt. It was the CEO of Pepsi-co! I noticed the Pepsi pin on her shirt and said "When the Pepsi is sus!" because it reminded me of the Among Us crewmate. "Hey kid," I said, "Stop being an asparagus or whatever your dumb star signs are and be not sussy with us!" She looked at me weird and said "Whatever, old man." That was so disrespectful and SUS of her! So I put my hands around her neck and twisted her head off "Like in that one kill animation in Among Us."Įveryone looked at me in horror, even the ones who were Among Beatboxing with me! Everyone was looking at me like I had just sexually abused a Syrian 4 year old refugee (which I had done before.) I said "What?" when suddenly the elevator opened. But suddenly I noticed one of the kids wasn't doing the Among Drip beatbox! So I ran over to her. Like a horse waving its mane in the air on a bright and pretty day.
"SUS! SUS! AMOGUS! AMONG SUS! WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!" We all did the Among Us beatbox in unison. I was screaming, "SUS! SUS! AMOGUS!" Everyone started chanting with me.